I should have known...

I was off of work yesterday at 11:30pm. I went to bed at 2 am and had to be to work at 6:45am. Fuck my life. I get to work and its calm, too calm. I thought ok its going to bite me in the ass. This nice quiet morning isn't going to last in fact it will most likely come to screw me!

Two hours went by and it was great, no phones, no check outs- just nice quiet hotel lobby with a few hello's along the way. An old guy (78) came up to talk to me in nothing but his briefs, saggy ass, balls - barf. I should have known then that my morning was going to go into a downward spiral.

Calls up the ass about housekeeping not servicing the room, and another guy wants to fight my housekeeping staff. Then they leave early since its a holiday so I get to go take plungers and unclog day old shit from the toilet because they forgot to call down sooner. My co-work is conspiring to get me fired, forgot TODAY IS DIET DAY and ate 3 slices of pizza only to feel horrendously obese after. My first though is to purge everything out of my stomach.
In order to have a bathroom break one must hide all important paperwork in an obscure drawer, lock the back door then the office door and put up an away sin. I tried to take such bathroom breaks 3 times and EVERY DAMN TIME I am one step out the door the phone rings and I quickly hustle to get back into all the doors only to find, 2 of the times, that the phone hangs up as I grab it. The third time it was a recording in Spanish. WTF?
I swear its been a while, I can swear that after the yelling, the trying to murder my coworker, the endless stream of dumb questions- it had to have been 3pm already. I know if I look at that clock it is going to say that I only have 3 minutes of my shift left. I look and the color rushes out of my face when I realize its ONLY NOON!!

Here we go...

Uhg I don't know how I get sucked into these things. I got a myspace years ago because my boyfriend made it, I got a facebook because my best friend made one behind my back, I REFUSE TO HAVE A TWITTER and now... I have a blog here.

The ONLY reason I have this blog is to follow Kurt Sutter <3!! SOA <3!!
Here it goes....